I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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