wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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