we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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