I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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