he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
I will pee on everything he values.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
So apparently I’m into choking now
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