you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Randomize
