just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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