you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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