you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
We need to rekindle our bromance
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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