so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I think I sprained my soul last night
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
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