it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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