Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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