Yo dont text me then not text me
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
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