So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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