I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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