is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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