some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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