he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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