STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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