Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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