Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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