Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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