i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
I queefed so loud it echoed.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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