Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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