You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
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