After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
I wish i was in the wii world.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
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