i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
Randomize
