I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
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