i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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