so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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