remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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