You're completely useless in the revolution.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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