Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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