My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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