Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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