so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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