I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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