Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
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