I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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