i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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