i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
he just fucked me for my cheese..
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
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