yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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