Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
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