As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
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