Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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