I smell stomach acid.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
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