Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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