I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
This is a test message to see whether or not the recipient is alive.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
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