How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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