ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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