Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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