The first thing on our $10,000 damage bill was "condoms in the main drain"
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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