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(252): View more from North Carolina

i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.

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(314): View more from Missouri

96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks

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(805): View more from California

My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love

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(904): View more from Florida

So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either

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(434): View more from Virginia

This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.

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(303): View more from Colorado

that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment

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(510): View more from California

EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.

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