The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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