ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
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