kristin has been a bad kristin
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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