try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
Randomize
