You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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