You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
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